10) I’m a small puck moving defenseman who will cough the puck up so I’ll fit right in.
9) Habs will be guaranteed a bottom five finnish for a top draft pick.
I will probably tie Scott Gomez’s goal output.
7) I will utter utter at least one line of french at each press conferences.
6) I will be consistently shitty, so there’s no surprises.
5) I will pick a fight with Youppi.
4) I recently got new skates and they need to broken in.
3) Habs fans will always be get a good night’s sleep once the first period is over.
2) When the TV Camera scans the bench I will goose Lars Eller.
1) Because shooting wide in shoot outs is my specialty.