I’m going to the habs game tonight. Here are the top ten things I look forward to overhearing at the game.

#10) ooh, jacques martin is furious, he just shifted to the right

#9) new drinking game, everybody chugs when scott gomez skates in a circle.

#8) Awesome! habs power play has successfully penetrated the neutral zone!

#7) We need another power forward, Desharnais get on Yemelin’s shoulders!

#6) I think he’s gonna juggle the lines, I just saw him spin a giant wheel!

#5) We need some size on the ice, hey youppie, lace up!

#4) JACQUES MARTIN, LET P.K. FREE!

#3) Of course its a puck possession team, they just like to share.

#2) We’ve got to get our best shooters on the ice! Of course I’m talking about TRAVIS MOEN!

#1) THERE’S A WOUNDED GIRAFFE ON THE ICE, no wait, that’s Hall Gill skating.