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10)    Relaxed lunar marital laws will make next divorce easier 9)     His debating skills improve in zero gravity     Space travel will mess with Romney’s hair 7)     Herman Cain wants to set up a pizza franchise on the moon’s south pole 6)     He will be setting up …

“I believe the Federal government has grown out of control, threatening the Rights, Liberties, and Property of the People.” I believe your ego has grown out of control, threatening the entertainment value of you stopping a puck. “This is being done at the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial level. This is in direct opposition to the …

10) I’m a small puck moving defenseman who will cough the puck up so I’ll fit right in.

You have recently garnered national attention for calling Peter Kent ” a piece of shiddle diddle” (not actual word) in the the house of commons.

Forgive me for saying so Santa, but I hope you have a copyright for all your technology patents because I fear that you may be facing some stiff competition in the global market place.

If we all could take a collective breath here for one second we might be able to recognize that this trade, if handled properly could be a huge plus for the Habs.

I’m going to the habs game tonight. Here are the top ten things I look forward to overhearing at the game.

After 30 years of offending women, Europeans, Quebeckers, enviromentalists and anyone who didn’t vote for Rob Ford, Don Cherry has pissed off the one group that Canadiens hold dear to their heart, ex-NHL tough guys who sacrificed their bodies to play in the NHL.

A relative of mine was contacted recently by a UK based scam letter telling him that I specifically, (Scott Faulconbridge) had deceased and left money at their institution that was up for grabs. I’m a little short on cash so I decided to contact them myself.