Scott's Blog

Rex Murphy is Enraged. We’re talking of biblical proportions.

I just think the standard for what constitutes a ‘great’ day should be higher than, “Hey, our mayor won his appeal so he’s keeping his job.” Aim higher. Great days for cities and their mayors should be defined by the mayor doing their jobs.

Watching Rob Ford struggle to maintain his job as mayor for what by itself seems like a rather benign breech of protocol, motivated by a sense of charity more than anything, has been like watching a grown man drowning in a wading pool. You can’t help but wonder how he ever got there in the first place and why on earth can’t he just pull himself out of it?

After recieving a gas bill where one third of my money went to gas, I’ve decided to change my billing system.

Marrying partially for vanity it’s advantages, it’s like insurance on a mid-life crises, so me 1, advertising ploy to exploit my insecurity on aging 0.

I do not believe I will see anything like you and your brother in my lifetime. It’s like guys who beat me up in high school, somehow ended up with jobs.

Rob Ford’s Top 10 Reasons Socialists hate football According to Rob Ford, his recent conflict of interest football coaching scandal is the work of ‘left-wing elitist socialists.” I am not sure left wing elitist socialists hate high school football so much, but Rob Ford probably has some ideas. #10) There are no government programs to …

10) One of the few trains in Canada that will speed by a jogger. 9) Can walk up and down the train aisle pretending you’re walking all the to Montreal. If you make a joke to the staff about hijacking the train it goes over way better than when you’re on a plane. 7) Free wifi …

I have become increasing suspicious of late that a sinister plot was at hand. When Rob Ford was elected, like many, I suspected he was a dumb ass. What I didn’t realize then, is that he’s not just any dumb ass. He’s a dumb ass robot. He’s been programmed to be a dumb ass so …